Sunday, January 31, 2010

Day 94: Sorry I'm Late but I was Drunk Last Night

The title says it all......

Sorry I'm late
But I was drunk last night
Went out to the bars
And started a fight
With a circus clown and an acrobat
Who were leering at my wife
And the bouncers stepped in
To break up the fight

I don't remember much after
It's all a black blur
But I think I saw a dog
Wearing shiny spurs
I can't be quite certain
And I'm not completely sure
But I might have tried to ride him
Or it might have been reversed

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